WE NEVER SPOKE

gplantman:

nerdur:

shittycryptids:

bigfoot, but fully shaved

mr clean

posts like these are why I have anxiety

ethuil:

sodiumforsaltytimes:

venuskissed:

venuskissed:

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.

Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.

toystory-hentai:

asgardreid:

aviewfrommercury:

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

:V :| :V :| :V :P

mundanesalad:

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

That it is!!

I’M EXCITED FOR YOU TO GET THEM!!!!

sergle:

New pins, y'all!! The peonies are here and they’re BEAUTIFUL! 

🌸You can get them here! 🌸

ratsofftoya:

tilthat:

TIL after President Garfield was shot during an assassination attempt in 1881, he was kept alive for several days through rectal feeding, and was even given drams of whisky via his butt. The Dr who treated him was named Dr Doctor.

via reddit.com

doctor doctor give me the news,

I’m kept alive butt chugging booze